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[intsargram]

master.

[yancat]

Anastasia.
Good morning. What do you need?
I hope you and Elizabeth are well.
She seems to have taken a liking to you.

[intsargram]

good morning. she is accustomed to royalty, this much is true.

it's a trivial matter, but because of your privileged and affluent upbringing, are you experienced in playing on the piano or any other instrument?

[yancat]

I am. Why?
No, the why should be obvious.
You want me to play for you.

[intsargram]

it is not just me.

[yancat]

Right.
What would you and Viy like?

[intsargram]

viy does not care for music. he will only cover our enemies in blood and haunt them for all eternity.

empress elizabeth iii, on the other hand, will be sad if her father hasn't considered her.

[yancat]

Although I appreciate Viy's dedication to our cause, I would strongly advise him to refrain from unnecessary bloodshed.

But Elizabeth III...

Empress Elizabeth III...

She is truly deserving of that title.

Admittedly, I'm ashamed that I'd almost forgotten. I've never played for her before. She prefers walking on the keys herself, like in that movie about singing cats.

[intsargram]

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what movie?

THAT ICON?????

[yancat]

It's a classic.
In fact, it's one of Elizabeth III's favorites.
You must watch it with her.

for some reason fandom has a thing for making her a cat????

[intsargram]

interesting. we shall make a film show of it.

[she doesn't actually mean they'll make their own movie version of it, or anything... anastasia used to enjoy film screenings back when she was a child, with her family, of course utilizing the limited technology of the day.]

why did your text become bigger, though? is it possible that you get more excited about your cat than human women?
this is why you're still alone, master.

she's a fluffy cat

[yancat]

My relationship status has nothing to do with my love for Elizabeth III.
Though if one were to ask, I suppose I would say that she is my everything without hesitation.
Hmm.
But I have you now, so my condition has improved greatly.

[Because. He's not living alone anymore. Technically.]

oh my god no wonder he summoned her

[intsargram]

[...]

master, with all due respect, if you have summoned me to be your woman, you will have to use a command spell.

we've been through this. he's terrible.

[yancat]

Don't be ridiculous.
Such matters are of the lowest priority.
I'm talking about our chances of winning.

[but like. jumin will remember that.]

true

[intsargram]

[look he has to reach bond lvl 5]

we were not talking about winning, master.
in any case, i am not worried about our prospects.

[it's hard to be worried about anything when you've given up on the world ;-;]