[ No comment on the dog thing, yo. Cats are also loyal?? Whatever... He kind of zones out at this point while staring at his new cute kitten until he hears its name again. ]
Yes, she is Queen Isabella of Castile, and I am her King Ferdinand of Aragon.
[ If you say so, Jumin. He isn't going to argue and instead raise his eyebrows as he listens. Well, then... This man had everything planned out. ]
Yes. If you took the time to check, the genital opening is a lot further down. [ Don't ask how he knows the difference. He doesn't want to talk about it. ] If that's a deal breaker, I can return him and find a cat fit to be your queen.
[ He missed Elizabeth so much that he missed that detail... Ah... He's not too disappointed, though. ]
That won't be necessary. I'll just have give him an appropriate name, then. Hmm... He is small, but he possesses a certain power over me, as if one small mewl of his can make me obey. [ stop ] How does Napoleon sound?
[ I meant that this *isn't video. I'm sorry, yana... It is late at night. The mention of an otherworldly historical figure seems to bring a lilt to his voice, suddenly engaged despite his concern over Jumin's love for cats. Such good tastes in pet names. He's impressed. ]
Oh, I see. That's a great name, then! I'm sure Napoleon thinks so, too. [ Kitty is a complacent one, a bit smaller than others. It is fitting with the context. ] I hope that doesn't mean you're expecting him to stay small forever.
[ Thank you for accepting me and my failures. Okay, Jumin Trump. You can have this, at least. ]
True. I've been told that breed of cat is generally slender in comparison to others, too. [ Like it won't get fat. ] Catherine--who is she named after?
[ He does't even care what she is. He wants to hear about which Queen this one would be?? Or is she some mistress? ]
[ Takumi, you know his taste. Anyway, falling into nerd mode— ]
Catherine II, more popularly known as Catherine the Great. She was the empress of Russia, a large nation much like Noir in culture. An cunning woman, she was. Catherine was a princess from another land who married into the imperial family, but when her incompetent husband became emperor, she usurped the throne and had him assassinated.
Despite her educational reforms and Russia's territorial expansion during her reign, she's more renowned for her romantic liaisons than her contributions to the state... [ He sighs. ] So different from my Elizabeth.
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Yes, she is Queen Isabella of Castile, and I am her King Ferdinand of Aragon.
[ A beat. ]
Did you say "his"?
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Yes. If you took the time to check, the genital opening is a lot further down. [ Don't ask how he knows the difference. He doesn't want to talk about it. ] If that's a deal breaker, I can return him and find a cat fit to be your queen.
[ Weirdo. ]
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That won't be necessary. I'll just have give him an appropriate name, then. Hmm... He is small, but he possesses a certain power over me, as if one small mewl of his can make me obey. [ stop ] How does Napoleon sound?
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Isn't that a dessert?
[ Napoleon never existed in his world, so... ]
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[ Also stop kinkshaming—I mean. Frankly, he doesn't care what Takumi thinks about his love for cats, so he carries on. ]
Napoleon was one of the greatest conquerors in my world's history. I thought it'd be fitting; Napoleon is rather short in popular culture.
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[ I meant that this *isn't video. I'm sorry, yana... It is late at night. The mention of an otherworldly historical figure seems to bring a lilt to his voice, suddenly engaged despite his concern over Jumin's love for cats. Such good tastes in pet names. He's impressed. ]
Oh, I see. That's a great name, then! I'm sure Napoleon thinks so, too. [ Kitty is a complacent one, a bit smaller than others. It is fitting with the context. ] I hope that doesn't mean you're expecting him to stay small forever.
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If even Takumi seems to like it, then it only affirms how great Jumin is at everything, naturally. Ah, he's so good at keeping V's naming scheme. ]
Thank you. And of course not. However, he probably will be smaller than Catherine and I. Ah, Catherine's my Carrier.
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True. I've been told that breed of cat is generally slender in comparison to others, too. [ Like it won't get fat. ] Catherine--who is she named after?
[ He does't even care what she is. He wants to hear about which Queen this one would be?? Or is she some mistress? ]
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[ Takumi, you know his taste. Anyway, falling into nerd mode— ]
Catherine II, more popularly known as Catherine the Great. She was the empress of Russia, a large nation much like Noir in culture. An cunning woman, she was. Catherine was a princess from another land who married into the imperial family, but when her incompetent husband became emperor, she usurped the throne and had him assassinated.
Despite her educational reforms and Russia's territorial expansion during her reign, she's more renowned for her romantic liaisons than her contributions to the state... [ He sighs. ] So different from my Elizabeth.